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Natalie. 28. White Ajah... or possibly Red. Hufflepuff.









friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

I would watch the series just for them. 

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Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

#bless this post

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i think this one is my favourite


i think this one is my favourite

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I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:



NO NO NO NO, we dont give a rats ass about women feeding their kids, HOWEVER, there is a time and place to whip out your tit and have your kid start sucking on it. Seriously? walmart, walking around in PJs with a 9month old rugrat sucking on your tits is inappropriate, im sorry. If that is too much to ask then hang me. See? there are TWO sides to everything. You dont see me putting my kid down on the middle of the floor in walmart to change him do you? then take the 15 minutes it takes to breastfeed your kid in the bathroom. Cheerios can wait. This is a perfect example of women pushing for rights just to push for rights.

The day you start eating where other people shit will be when I feed my child where other people shit.


Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

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posted 1 day ago25/7/2014 • 128,560 notes

Poetry out of Lan? The man was like an onion; every time Rand thought he knew something about the Warder, he discovered another layer underneath.

Eye of the World

And you kids think Shrek is original! Pah! 

(via dragonswornashaman)

Lan: Warders are like onions.

Mat: …they stink?

Lan: Yes—no!

Mat: Oh, they make you cry?

Lan: No!

Mat: Oh! You leave ‘em out in the sun they get all brown n start sproutin’ little white hairs!

Lan: -_-

(via minnielikes)

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So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.

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And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…


And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

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